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The “What If?” premiere went off without a hitch. Reverend Owl, in a moment of true fate, snagged the deck autographed by the Blind professional team. Congrats to him.

Wait a minute? March 26? It’s Trent’s birthday! Man, that dude is getting old. If you want to wish him a happy birthday, you could either fly to Vancouver and tell him in person, or you could just email him here. The 29th person to email him gets an elaborate package including a Blockhead Hard Times deck, green griptape for life, a free team Chewbacca membership, Volkswagen repairs for the next 18 years, a Skull Skates longsleeve older than Trent himself, a vintage photo of the WABTY ramp locals, an autographed photo of Robert Smith (nude), and 18 litres of milk with 18 bags of Chips Ahoy. You’ll also receive a one week retreat to the Overbye family’s basement for a Big Gulp intravenous and a 150 hour non-stop MarioKart tournament. We aren’t even kidding.

Quote of the Blind video premiere award:
“Boooooo!” – C-Mac