This is a photo of Dill in his role as the Bishop Don Magic Juan. They’re filming a fictional story based on the life of the famous pimp we all know and love. When you’re rolling a Monte Carlo, nobody can say no to you.
Memory Lane 11
The Battle of the Beards. Most people thought this contest was all about beard size. If it were, Trent’s grizzly tactics would have towel-whipped my scraggly ass in a Moose Jaw second. Fortunately for me the ground rules were for duration of duration of days without shaving. Say hello to Trent in only a few days.
Look how hard this guy is. He came into the shop and demanded that we sell this CD. We trembled, and caved. Get it now. Support a skateboarder.
The DC National Local Qualifier has come and gone. You can view the results here. Congrats to all of the entrants.
Remember the Piss Party updates promised? Thursday some actually got arrested for pissing in our very alley! Wow! Dude was middle aged and didn’t even get to zip up the goods before they hauled him away! Astonishing!
A special thank you to the organizers of the fireworks last night. They obviously don’t have young kids who stayed up WAY past their bedtime just to watch the damn show. Get a fucking watch next time.
Life lesson #1: You gotta sell a lot of Heelies to break $100k.
Quotes of the Week
“Probably some Scottish honkies.” – C-Mac
“How come we haven’t got busy yet?” – Dill to Noel