Hey hey hey hey ______ ____ everyday

It has been sometime since my last post.  Me posting is somewhat of a similar situation as our new skate park was in before we got it built, meaning if I didn’t have Noel on my ass about it, it probably would never have happened.  If you see that old ass skatin around the new park, give him a hi five, a pat on the back or ass if your name is Derek Kater and say “thanks for making this happen, buddy.”  Dude busted his ass for years to make this happen so you and your punk friends could skate around with your heads in the clouds gettin in my goddamn way.  Never the less, if you are reading this it means you probably are indeed skateboarding at the park and probably not riding your bike or some other piece that wasn’t meant to be used at our park.  If you see one of these mofo’s who aren’t gettin in where they fittin in, kindly point your finger to the west and tell em : “the bike trail is that way.”  Another point that I feel must be touched upon is redheaded kids dying their hair, usually black, to hide that embarrassing ginger gene.  If you have one of special types of people as a friend you know exactly what I’m talkin about, and probably find it as funny as I do.  Also, if you seen me at the park, don’t come up to me asking for a sip of my water or any of my chips because that stuff ain’t for you.  If you impress me and I offer you a chip, you may take one.  Also try and avoid eye contact with me and asking me to pull you smokes or booze.  Thats all for now, see you at the hottest place in Saskatchewan this summer, and if you think I’m talkin about Craven, do me a favor and take all the pills in your parents medicine cabinet and drink em down with your favorite hard alcohol.

8 Responses to Hey hey hey hey ______ ____ everyday

  1. Norm says:

    Good read…

  2. elias says:

    thats the last time i buy you edo in exchange for a pack of colts

  3. corbin says:

    haha iam not hiding shit. iam still a pail, freckly, fire croch. the ginger gene is more then just the red hair.

  4. gs says:

    please note dill when you are skating the park like you always do end to end and people happen to get in your way by accident swearing at them is definately not neccessary. Little kids on scooters and other skaters get in my way to but i don’t flip out. relax

  5. Lee Hancock says:

    what a bitch!

  6. Mitch says:

    Dill, good read.

  7. Dillhole says:

    You’re a douche. I didn’t realize the park was only for skateboarders. oh wait, it’s not. get a life retard and realize that you’re not king of the world. bikes and fruitboots are welcome. get over yourself.

  8. elias says:

    you are 100% correct “dillhole” creative name by the way, the “skate” park, and i use that term very loosely, is not designed for skateboarding at all, it was designed for segway scooters but since only thugged out ballers that only ride their segways only on the streets are the only segay riders in the regina, the park dosen’t get ridden much by the intended riders, so skateboarders have claimed it as “theirs”-thats wack-bikers and fruitbooters(not me im a segway rider) have to unite as a gorilla army to take the park by force by chewing up the granite with pegs and filming with camera setups i could only dream to think about purchasing. So with this word of inspiration take to action, for a better canada.

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