Big Black Decks in yo ‘ Ass

Please, for your own good, don’t come into tiki asking for Big Black anything, because its not a skate company.   If you come in the store and the first sentence that comes out of your mouth is “I want Big Black…” my mind already completes your sentence for you and it doesn’t end in shoes or tee shirts.

Also, Chappy and I decided that drinking at the park is acceptable if your using a can.  Only the OG’z may rock the bottle.  HERE! HERE!

If you heard about the giant pool of blood at the skate park yesterday, authorities have confirmed that is unrelated to the greyhound bus incident or the highway highlander.

Noel is on vacation which he doesn’t take very often.  The reason for this is because he requires twice as much time to go somewhere as anyone else on account of his incredibly slow driving.  He left 3 days ago and he just got to Medicine Hat.  If Noel was any slower, he’d have to apply for a job at sarcan.  Noel drives so slow, that last time he drove to Moose Jaw to visit his family, his brother had 2 kids by the time he got there.

4 Responses to Big Black Decks in yo ‘ Ass

  1. clifford says:

    im an og

  2. Mitch says:

    Once again dill with a 5 star post.

  3. sk8er says:

    pool of blood? wat happend?

  4. Sernz says:

    The next time that this happens, just send them back to see Dave. He’ll get the kids set up with a copy of Big Black’s “Atomizer” LP and send them packin’… Problem solv-o.

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